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Doro22

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  1. VERY ANGRY CAT

    www.youtube.com http://www.videowhip.co.uk/
  2. VERY ANGRY CAT

    Thank you Freebirde.... Glad you fixed it..... dont know what I did wrong....
  3. VERY ANGRY CAT

    You're right! It dont.... damn...
  4. Campfire Talk

    Bummer.... but you know you can retrieve most or all of them that you posted on here. Just right click on them and save to your puter....
  5. Swedes Qs

    Well ..... in my opinion.... which I am just an amature.... If you all are on a "flyin trip...I would think you already have survival gear to help you out for how ever long you were planning the trip.... if not..... stay home til you know what to take next time.... Thats just MY opinion.... 8|
  6. Heard any good ones lately

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”. The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “My wife.” happy097.gif
  7. Whats this

    Razor Sharp kinda got it right. EASY TO USE....WHILE CLOTHED ELIMINATES THE NEED....FOR TP REUSABLE & SIMPLE .....TO CLEAN COMPACT & EASY...... TO CARRY All outdoor women that is in sports, recreation outdoor occupations, physical restrictions,public events and travel should have one of these. Anytime its not practical to sit or squat... Now you can eliminate squatting in the weeds and possibly getting into poison plants or bugs muching on your skin. If you want to check it out... go to thepstyle.com
  8. Whats this

    Whats this??
  9. Weve Been Adopted By Mittins

    So sorry to hear about Mittens Swede.... Its really hard to loose a loving pet almost as much as a human.... I know how they grow on us...
  10. Campfire Talk

    How come you havent posted p ictures of him on your r oof yet?
  11. Campfire Talk

    I had supper with my friend tonight too..... :hugegrin:
  12. Campfire Talk

    No Crappies.... just horseback riding and site seeing today...
  13. Campfire Talk

    Hello all.....from southern Illinois.................. :wave:
  14. Heard any good ones lately

    7 degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.' FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .' SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
  15. Campfire Talk

    Where was back east at?
  16. Campfire Talk

    Its been good here... I've been doing allot of riding and getting ready for a two week trip ...
  17. Campfire Talk

    HI TaTonka..... long time no see...
  18. Campfire Talk

    Happy Birthday Watcher of the Woods
  19. Heard any good ones lately

    Folks ... I think most of you know I am an Internet and home security nut. I wonder if your home security matches this!!!!! BECAUSE I'M A MAN Because I'm a man , when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. ___________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and break Wind, as a form of holy communion. ____________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or 'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers only) __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports, sex, beer or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . . but if you are feeling amorous afterwards . . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. The dress, with the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your ass look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? ___________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2010, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garage, wondering what to do.
  20. Campfire Talk

    You always wanna........ happy097.gif
  21. Campfire Talk

    Thank you Holly...
  22. Oh Thank you, Thank you Thank you...... I don't feel a day over 66..... happy097.gif :rofl: :scared: OOPS!!! I forgot....I'm not til after today... :cool:
  23. Whats this

    Thrashers machine engine?
  24. Heard any good ones lately

    http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/681/talentshowstriptease.mp4
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