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My minions strike terror in the populace MWAHAHAHA!! :devil:

 

Renegade Squirrel Terrorizes VT Neighborhood

 

Number of Residents Attacked

 

BENNINGTON, Vt -- A southern Vermont neighborhood is being stalked by a renegade gray squirrel.

A number of people on Bennington's East Street say they've been attacked by a squirrel over the last few weeks.

Kevin McDonald tells the Bennington Banner he was shoveling when the squirrel jumped onto him. He says he threw the animal off, but it twice jumped back onto him.

A game warden says there have been similar reports from the area. One woman is being treated for exposure to rabies.

But Vermont Public Health Veterinarian Robert Johnson says there's never been a case of a squirrel passing rabies to a human.

Johnson says it's possible the squirrel was raised by people and lost its fear of humans. He says squirrels then "go ballistic because it's not their human."

 

http://www.wptz.com/news/27213674/detail.html

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I actually noticed it on the local news website while I was trying to contact them about some video I shot of a truck driver being arrested .

 

And for the record "That is not me!" :whistle: :naughty:

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I actually noticed it on the local news website while I was trying to contact them about some video I shot of a truck driver being arrested .

 

~ What kind of video?  Was there police brutality in the mix?  :unsure:  They aren't gonna show just any Joe Blow getting arrested. That happens every twenty minutes.  :smoke:

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I actually noticed it on the local news website while I was trying to contact them about some video I shot of a truck driver being arrested .

 

And for the record "That is not me!" :whistle: :naughty:

 

~ Sure.....................  it's not.  Not EVEN.  :smoke:  I got your NUMBER Squirrel...  I know your "game".    cool14.gif

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~ Dave, I'm laughing at the thought of you jumping out of your Tracker to shoot video of some poor schmuck getting arrested!  happy097.gif   

 

Keep it up Dark Squirrel... You're gonna get that PRIME TIME Video one day of something, somewhere going down and Every Big news network will be bidding for it!  :thumbup: 

 

I could never Picture you without a video camera in your hand...  :P

 

 

 

 

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Bacon Wrapped Squirrel

 

~ squirrel legs, front or rear, amount depends upon how hungry you are

~ beer

~ garlic powder

~ pepper

~ salt

~ minced onion

~ hickory smoked bacon 

 

Soak the legs in beer for 2 – 3 hours. Remove and drain.

Sprinkle to taste with garlic powder, pepper, salt and the minced onion.

Wrap each leg with bacon. Secure with toothpicks if necessary.

Place on hot grill. Cook over medium heat until cooked through.

 

Serve with your favorite sides.

 

Enjoy. 

 

 

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Bacon Wrapped Squirrel

 

~ squirrel legs, front or rear, amount depends upon how hungry you are

~ beer

~ garlic powder

~ pepper

~ salt

~ minced onion

~ hickory smoked bacon 

 

Soak the legs in beer for 2 – 3 hours. Remove and drain.

Sprinkle to taste with garlic powder, pepper, salt and the minced onion.

Wrap each leg with bacon. Secure with toothpicks if necessary.

Place on hot grill. Cook over medium heat until cooked through.

 

Serve with your favorite sides.

 

Enjoy. 

 

 

 

~ OMG....  that actually sounds kind of tasty.  8|

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~ LOL....  you know, the funny part of that picture is that "somebody" somewhere saw that dead squirrel on the road, and acutally thought.... "HEY...  I could put some G.I.Joes on top of that thing and it'll be epic!"  :woot: :rofl:  :cheers:

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