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~ Since Father's day is coming up, this one's for y'all.....   (I'm posting it now, because I work all weekend and after tonight, I might forget.)  :whistle:

 

Dad's Rock!  Yeah baby, nothin's sexier..... cool14.gif  (and I ain't playin')   :cheers: :cigar: :clap:

 

 

Ha ha

This is dad life

It's how we live

24/7, 365

Check me

 

Gas station glasses

Don't care what the masses

Think about me wit my sweet goatee

I'm rockin' my Dockers

With a cuff and a crease

I got that St. John's Bay

And a clip for my piece

 

I look nice

I got dozens of dollars

And that's right

It goes straight to my daughters and my wife

I'm a miracle dad

Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have

 

I roll hard in the yard

With a 60-inch cut

Zero turn radius

My neighbors say what?

They be drivin' by

Peepin' my landscape

Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape

 

Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw)

Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle!

Hold up

Is that a weed in my fescue?

Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue

 

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Shootin' vids of the kids, it's the dad life

 

Roll up to the splash pad, 10 AM

My whole entourage

Hops out the minivan

We splishy splashy for an hour or two

Then it's back to the house

Preppin' for the barbeque

 

Brats, dogs, rack of ribs, whateva (tight)

Get me on the Weber

Man, nobody does it betta

Call me lord of the grill

I'm king of the coals

Nana's secret recipe, you know how I roll

 

1080p, 16x9

I'm rockin' man cave status

With a screen like mine

Keep your peanut butter hands

Off my 50-inch Vizio

 

Pop up the corn, roll the Disney video

 

We got Aladdin, Jasmine

Abu, the genie (hey)

With kids like mine, everybody wants to be me

Sing a nigh-night song and then it's off to bed

This is the dad life, no more to be said

 

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Hit the mall, coaching ball, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Playing rough, fixing stuff, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Yeah, you know how we do it

It's the dad life

 

 

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This is the funniest video EVAH!  :woot:  :rofl:

 

Great find, Taken!  :thumbsup:

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~  :woot: :rofl: 

 

I love when that guy says

 

"Hold up

Is that a weed in my fescue?

Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue"

 

Then he holds up the Round Up sideways like a gansta is always holding his gun in those rap videos! And he shoots it at the camera... 

 

that was epic humor right there!    happy097.gif

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I liked the ornamental turtle....just cause I have one (or more, not tellin.)

 

~ Yeah.... I don't have an ornamental turtle, but I do have ornamental rabbits and some fairies and some knomes....  (but they're mine) my husband would never buy that kind of stuff.  :whistle:

I put them around my pond... because, of course, it's a magical pond.  :hugegrin:

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Thats some dam nice lawn mower right there.   :thumbup:    :dribble:   All that crap a man has to do contrary to what nature designed him for ie hunter, warrior, defender, and heard bull and all the while being the main blame for every woman's problems.    :P   :hugegrin:

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